Keep that clown away from me!

I don't like clowns, not because of any creepy factor, but because I don't want to be suddenly made part of their "shows", not ever. The thought of some stupid prank to be played on my shy person for the benefit of awful kiddies makes me itchy.

CNN did a bit on clowns.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/03/health/creepy-clown-sighting-psychology/index.html